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aloha motherfuckers

egblunder:

i’m thinking about getting food.

food. y/n?

i vote n and you just eat my dick

egblunder:

ouch. i’m hurt.

oh you will be john
youll be butthurt
unable to walk for days
good luck with that

egblunder:

i didn’t even drink it though, joke’s on you.
it’s on the table.

id call you a little shit but id win awards for the understatement of the past sixteen centuries