†follow 4 more soft caws†

aloha motherfuckers


i’m thinking about getting food.

food. y/n?

i vote n and you just eat my dick


ouch. i’m hurt.

oh you will be john
youll be butthurt
unable to walk for days
good luck with that


i didn’t even drink it though, joke’s on you.
it’s on the table.

id call you a little shit but id win awards for the understatement of the past sixteen centuries